Day 1-Got Something In My Pocket For You

I live with the greatest guy in the world, although at first meeting he can rub you the wrong way. J is a solid guy. Sure, he can be a little pushy at times, but that's only because he can't stand watching people not live up to their potential, hence the reason why I am a constant source of aggravation in his life. He knows I can do better, so why don't I? J likes to think the world is black and white. It is for him, I guess.

This reminds me to think twice about giving J any credit for when he's right. Last night, after making my first post, I felt so good about accomplishing something I gave J a big hug and thanked him for getting on my case. J doesn't take gratitude or praise graciously. From then on he gloated and nagged me for butt sex as a reward. I told him patiently that I was too busy thinking about my career, my future, which was the truth.

'Why think about your career tomorrow, when you can think about your rear tonight? Har har.' I knew he was just getting. Then again, J is not a man to turn down butt sex ever.

I guess I could call J my boyfriend. Outside of living together, we're strictly monogamous, but that's only because we're too lazy to sleep around. It's just not worth the effort to chat somebody up, pretend you're interested in their life, and then finagle a shag out of the deal. Why go through all that trouble when you go somebody right there. Yet, J and I have a pretty fraternal relationship. He eyeballs women in front of me all the time. Sometimes I point them out to him. He calls me old bag, I call him prick. He would never ask to marry me, and if he did (never) it would piss me off. He knows me better than that.

And I know him. He doesn't want to get tied down with a wife and kids. That's just not his style. I'm looking at him right now as finishes up the jizz spatter in the raccoon and badger scene before he takes off for work. I wouldn't want any kid to have a dad who likes drawing cartoon animal porn. Gross. I must admit, though, the detail in his work is pretty good.